Ultimate Relaxation

Sam, enjoying a good ear massage. More pictures and blog posts to come.

Followed my boyfriend to his company chalet sometime in January at National Service Resort & Country Club! Their chalet is really spacious with many facilities to boot (Bowling, Swimming, Arcade etc). They also have nice golf courses but to people who are unappreciative of the sport (LIKE ME), it is just another landscape that boosts the scenery.

This is how the interior of the chalet looks like. (Not my video)

 On the first night, we gambled till morning. Boyfriend & I lost $40 at first but won back all of it as dawn approaches. In the end, we won about $6?? On the second day, most of his colleagues went back to work and some left for home leaving boyffie and I plenty of time to camwhore.

 

 

Then, I remarked on my ability to look different in photos.

See! This is why I don't ever smile in photos! It scares me and it scares people.

Then we went for bowling in the afternoon.

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Last picture. There were about 4-6 players at this time and 3 players had ban lucks. BUT, the banker had 15 points and he decided to fold so this round didn't count. What luck!!!

2012

The year is coming to an end. Looking back at the past year, it was neither a smooth nor uneventful journey for me at least. I've lost friends, gained new ones. I've lost weight, gained some pounds. I've cowered, gained some strength. Thinking back, I've made silly choices, who hasn't?

I am thankful towards the selected few who have added flavor to my 'bowl of noodles'. I'll bring forward my cherish, hope and love to the new year and years thereafter. I'm wishing all a happy new year!

Parodies all the way!

I'm a huge fan of parodies because I think they're so damn funny! Like if you're in a lousy mood, watch a parody on YouTube & you will instantly feel so much better. Laughing is the best cure they say. I shall list a few of my all-time favourites.

1. Teach Me How to Dobby

Parody of: Teach Me How to Dougie

Errbody Dobby ErrErrbody Dobby. Errbody Dobby you ain't messing with my Dobby.

2. I'd Chop My Head Off for You

Parody of: Grenade

So true, We girls do not need guys to make a portrait of us out of audio tapes or even protect us from robots or futuristic apes. What we need is for you to take care of the DISHES and the TRASH and take that TANGO CLASS.

3. Glitter Puke

Parody of: Tik Tok

I love the Shrek & Donkey part at the start haha.

4. White and Nerdy

Parody of: Ridin' Dirty

This is truly a classic. "Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap. Pop, pop hope no one sees me get freaky." Why does it sound like something I'll do? Hawhaw.

5. Octomum Song

Parody of: Low

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Parodies to last you for the coming Christmas!! (:

The Truth (part 2)

I would suggest all readers to read The Truth (part 1) first if not, you will not get this post at all. Well, I must have pissed her off pretty badly.......

For her to use her own sister.

& of course I replied. She did wish me luck for A' Levels afterall.

The 'innocent bystander' trick again, why am I not surprised? Misleading others into thinking she did nothing (openly at least) while I was the one not relinquishing my hold on her. But alas, I found out she was painting me in an immoral picture to her whole art class (with her ex of course). Hence, the post on facebook.

People asked me why I did it, is it worth it? To put it simply, it was out of rage and pure disgust. I have never met a second person capable of the things she do. Anyway, I've decided to conceal the identity of her sister because she did me no harm other than sarcasm. I feel bad actually, publicising our conversation but I'm sorry, her sister forced my hand.

I take that her cousin and halloween dude didn't take a liking to the post.

You should have seen it coming. It was already out of proportion when the groupie decided to attack me and people around me unbashedly. Or were they expecting me to just sit there and take what's coming at me? Don't be naive. I did say I don't take shit from anybody. On a random thought: my boyf don't take A' Levels.

Another friend of hers. 真是朋友满天下.

I'm humoured. Why do people think that 'cut, copy & paste' takes great time and effort? Unless you're using the Colossus (first electric computer) that is. Irony, irony, irony. When I single-handedly faced them, Chelsea said I had no friends. When I had some minor support (people liking the album), they became hyped fans. What are you then? Die-hard loyal number 1 fan to dear Cherie?

This came half a month later.

I let the past incidences slide without amplifying it. Because I knew I already had the upper-hand and it's normal for anguished people to vent their frustrations somewhere. Seeing that they're able to joke about bringing my boyf's mother to a concert proved them past the 'blinded-by-fury' stage. I had probable cause to act. You don't tarnish a man's mother's name and expect to walk free. You don't.

I pity all those who defended her though. A mutual friend went up to ask her why did she do all those things (The Truth Part 1) and guess what she replied?

"It's not me. I already asked them to stop but they don't want to because they were angry for me." (similar, not exact words)

I want to laugh. Like 'hug-my-tummy-roar-in-laughter' kind of laugh. Stopped them? While feeding information at the other end? Like anyone will ever believe that bullcrap. Oh, so you realise it was an erroneous move and conveniently shoved the blame up your friends' arses. She even gave them a motive, "they were angry for me". So readers, dear Cherie is innocent of all the nasty tweets. It was her friends who orchestrated the whole damn show. Let's not 冤枉‘好人’.

Around the same time, anonymous camper(s) appeared on my formspring.

keywords: pathetic, out of proportion, pest, God, supporters, lame, fuck off

This came about a week later when I did not reply the first one.

I cannot be a 100% sure it's them but given the circumstances, timing and the language used, I'll bet it's them.

This came roughly the same time as concert joke.

I guess it must have been disappointing that I'm not a cheat or had affairs unlike someone. They did try oh-so-hard to paint me as a whore. *remember the 狗男女 tweet in part 1?  /(>o<)/ This must have been the last resort. By pretending to be my 奸夫 haha. & I wonder what kind of fetish is that? Is it a new trend? If so, I must rush to get blue coloured corset and Sanrio character underwear!!!

Too bad for them, my boyf did not take it as a joking matter. I then texted mutual friend to make them stop.

Another shocking reply: She said very firmly it's not her friends but not sure whether it's Halloween dude or not. She's not very close with him.

Hello halloween dude. Heard that? After defending her more vigorously than her 2 lovers, she is NOT CLOSE with you at all. She possibly made you the scapegoat for what's on my formspring. Despite going out with her, on talking terms with her ex boyf & got scolded for the sake of her, she does not even list you under her 'friends'. But please, don't feel too sad. She did try to protect your identity(for unknown reasons). When you were still a little face behind shades and absolutely irritating plus nameless, friends have been trying to ask about your identity from her. But all she replied was "he is very handsome", reluctant to reveal you.

But alas, she did not expect that you will reveal yourself.

I know who you are. I've heard about you since last year from Cherie herself of course. And boy, your display picture from facebook.......

I couldn't tell that you had ginormous penis the size of David Beckham's. You must be so well endowed that you blatantly, outrightly labelled my boyf's manhood as a 'smelly pencil dick'. Thank you for your concern on my boyf not being able to satisfy me. I sincerely hope Chelsea is satisfied with yours given your relationship.

And now to the main question most people have in mind. About Cherie's infidelity.

J is supposedly the 2nd guy.

Tried to make it a joke to seem less real.

This is the answer she deleted off formspring. Lucky me for saving the screenshot in my iPhone.

Maybe our definitions of cheating are different. The wiki definition is 'Infidelity can occur in relation to physical intimacy and/or emotional intimacy. The impact of infidelity is said to be not only about sex outside the relationship, but also about trust, betrayal, lying and disloyalty'. I guess hers is 'have sex' in order to qualify.

I shall not go into details of her relationship with J because J did nothing wrong to me and if I do so, it will not be fair to J. But what I can say is, they shared both physical and emotional intimacy. On top of that, she did lie or purposely hid her whereabouts from her then boyf. If she didn't want her then boyf to know, most probably she knew her behaviour was wrong. The knowledge of the 'love triangle' was not exclusive to my clique and they were not exactly "discreet" anyway.

Furthermore, I'm sure groupie and her family were also aware of it. NONE of her friends refuted that she did not cheat. I repeat, NONE. A good friend of mine told me that Cherie's own dad texted her when J went to her house after her then bf left: "Hey, is the handsome korean guy the reason why you made ** leave so early"? (similar)

By the way, I emphasized on her infidelity not bacause I want to meddle in her "personal life", but to return her favour. ^^ She did try to paint me as an easy woman, lusting for her ego boyf. It's only fair that I do the same to her but of course, mine is built on facts. Hers is built entirely out of perception and lies. Her groupie supported her too by further degrading me (loose, easy etc).

有因必有果. 这叫‘自食其果’. For numerous times, she has labelled other girls in a less graceful manner(based on her own deductions) and was not afraid to spread it. Now, she is getting labelled herself for things she DID do.

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This appeared on my formspring a couple days ago. Hence, the blogpost.