I'm going through a mid-teen crisis /:

* I weigh 5 kilos more than I'm supposed to.
* I'm broke (even for schoolkid standards).
* Christian Bale will never marry me.
* I have ginormous pile of homework.
* I'm watching Shrek 1, 2 and 3 (again)!
* My mum is a dwarf
* My sis is a dwarf
* My boyfriend is a dwarf
* Which makes me a dwarf too! [>.<]