Monday 22 November 2010

Apple Juice Saga Part 2

 

EXAMINATIONS

 

1. Claimed to pass Literature (promo) paper & that she is currently taking the Lit supplementary paper not because she failed but because to pull up her grades.

(There are many people who knew that she only obtained a ‘S’ grade. She never passed.)

2. Lied about passing Economics (promo) paper too.

(There is a name list that states who failed and needs to take the sup paper. This group of people would then attend separate classes from us. Her name appeared on the list.)

 

IDENTITY

 

1. Claimed that ‘Johanna’ is her real middle name and is found in her identification papers.

(Do you see Johanna on the A Levels name list?)

2. She would always go around telling others that her grandfather is a born and bred German and she likes to classify her looks as being '’mixed’.

(A lot of people I asked definitely don’t find her looking like other ethnic groups other than Asian. Also, spot any family portraits of hers before?)

3. Claims that her auntie/uncle is European and that her 2 beautiful cousins have blue eyes, fair hair etc..

(Again, any family portrait spotted?)

 

HEALTH

1. Claimed to have a long scar across her stomach due to a stomach surgery in Australia last year.

(I have slept/bathed/changed with her during the 2 weeks in China & I have never seen that scar. She always faces her back towards me or when I peep, always cover her tummy area with her hands.)

2. Claimed to be hospitalized for a week due to some stitch surgery.

(I’ve never heard of surgery for stitches and she came back to school just days later, conveniently after the project work WR submission dateline.)

(It is supposed to be an open surgery, how come she can bend over and stuff? Won’t her stitches break open?)

(Furthermore, where is the Band-Aid on her hands? You need to attach a drip when you have surgery or to apply anaesthesia. What? Did the doctor just knock her out with chloroform like we did to the frogs in biology lessons?)

(& can eat solid food just after a major operation! Hilarious)

 

LOVE

1. Claimed that her boyfriend is from some International school and is an European. When my classmate asked for the name of her ang-moh boyfriend, she said John Smith.

(I believe some of you know John Smith. He is from YJC and he is very much Chinese.)

(She has been seen out with him in Paragon during her birthday and they were spotted holding hands in a hospital.)

 

I wonder how would he feel when all the time, her girlfriend has been telling me how ugly he was and how annoyed she was by him pestering/liking her. & obviously she was very ashamed or unhappy to have him as a lover since she went to great lengths to conceal the identity of her ‘real’ boyfriend.

 

WEALTH

1. Always bragged about on getting that new Kate Spade wallet or just bought a pair of Christian Louboutins and some other branded goods.

(I have been out with her, others have been out with her. But has anyone seen her with branded items other than that one Ralph Lauren bag that doesn’t cost much? Even me carry LV bags despite my family not being very wealthy.)

2. Received $8888 angpow money from her grandfather during CNY which brings her a five-digit sum red packet money in total.

(Do you believe it?)

3. Asked a friend of mine how much a 2nd hand iPod costs and where to get it cheap. Said that she was asking on behalf of her sister.

(If your family is rich, surely your sister can afford an iPod touch which costs a mere $248. Btw, not long after she asked, she got herself a new iPod touch. Oh wait, maybe it’s not that new)

*Any similarities between this post to any person is simply purely coincidental (:

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